shut up and eat! is for all the fat people in the world. Fat babies, fat kids, fat men and women, fat animals, everything that is fat.

I am Piyoz. I have been stuck in college for almost 8 years… plus another year next year. Hopefully, I can finish it. Then I can blog whenever I want! Do not ask me why I have been stuck. Some things just happen that way…

My real name is Sheilla May Baes. I do not like my name. It’s too common. Piyoz is a police pig from a Korean cartoon animation. He tried to catch the evil rabbit, Mashimaro, but he can’t.

I love pigs. I want to have a pot-belied pig someday and I will name him/her “Piyoz”. Piyoz was an unrecognized character so I decided to use his name. Some of my cousins and friends call me Piyoz. Piyoz! Piyoz! Piyoz! I have a Piyoz shirt which I got from a local store for only Php 100.00. I feel like a superhero every time I wear it.

Why shut up and eat! ? Because fat people do not talk. They just shut up and eat. Some people laugh when they see fat people but I think that fat people are the coolest people in the world. Fat people don’t care as long as they are happy.

And also I want to tell those who think they know everything but they don’t to shut up and eat!

“shut up and eat” is a part of the “Birthday Cake” song by Cibo Matto.